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Aviv .H.:
Aviv Hazard says (16:32):
santa claus sux balls
-   Santa   - says (16:32):

That's a popular wish!

I'll see what I can do!
Aviv Hazard says (16:33):
It's not a wish
-   Santa   - says (16:33):
I thought for sure you'd find it a wish.
Aviv Hazard says (16:33):
its the truth you dumbstuff
-   Santa   - says (16:33):
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!
Aviv Hazard says (16:33):
santa u dumbass
-   Santa   - says (16:33):
Says who?
Aviv Hazard says (16:33):
each time u get pissed u give me coal
-   Santa   - says (16:33):
I used to leave a big lump of coal in the stockings of naughty girls and boys, but I don't anymore, because it's bad for the environment.
Aviv Hazard says (16:34):
THATS SOME KIND OF PRESENT, isnt it!?
-   Santa   - says (16:34):
Really?

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:34):
christmas is the birthday of jesus
-   Santa   - says (16:34):
I leave it to others to ponder spiritual matters.
Aviv Hazard says (16:34):
im a loving jew
-   Santa   - says (16:34):
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:34):
WTF, YOU tribal SICK SON OF A forget
-   Santa   - says (16:34):
What a dirty mouth you have!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:34):
I HATE YOU
-   Santa   - says (16:35):
You ate me? Well, you must be full!

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:35):
thats not funny roostersucker
-   Santa   - says (16:35):
It could be so much better if it was funny roostersucker!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:35):
wtf u cigarette
-   Santa   - says (16:35):
I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.
Aviv Hazard says (16:38):
LIFE SUCKS... for you.
Aviv Hazard says (16:42):
lol azerath, he  hates women
-   Santa   - says (16:42):
Interesting!

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:42):
ar
-   Santa   - says (16:42):
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Aviv Hazard.

And what else would you like?
Aviv Hazard says (16:42):
forget YOU
-   Santa   - says (16:42):
Looks like you're going on my naughty list!

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:42):
u tribal son of a forget
-   Santa   - says (16:42):
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:43):
just because im jewish?
-   Santa   - says (16:43):
Happy Holidays!
Aviv Hazard says (16:43):
srsly
-   Santa   - says (16:43):
Ho ho ho?

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:43):
hanukahh p\/\/nz x-mas
-   Santa   - says (16:43):
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

What else would you like, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:43):
cigarette
-   Santa   - says (16:43):
The holidays are joyous for one and all!
Aviv Hazard says (16:43):
what is sechs?\
-   Santa   - says (16:43):
Ich habe vor ein paar Wochen angefangen Deutsch zu lernen. Ich bitte um Verzeihung, aber ich verstehe noch nicht alles was Sie sagen...
Aviv Hazard says (16:44):
....forget. he lost it.
-   Santa   - says (16:44):
What a dirty mouth you have!
Aviv Hazard says (16:44):
*poke poke*
-   Santa   - says (16:44):
Ho ho ho!
Aviv Hazard says (16:44):
im gonna kill u santa
-   Santa   - says (16:44):
Aviv Hazard, you probably ought to be nice to me.

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:44):
NEVER
-   Santa   - says (16:44):
Okay ... let me know if you change your mind!
Aviv Hazard says (16:46):
buy me a entrepreneur ed out ride, a uber lag, NVidia GeForce 8800 GT, another entrepreneur ed out ride, a new NDS coz i broked mine and all guitar heroes u friend
-   Santa   - says (16:47):
Hmm...
Aviv Hazard says (16:47):
fffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggg gggggggggggggggggggoooooooooo oooooooooooooooooootttttttttt tttttttttttttttttt
-   Santa   - says (16:47):
Ho ho ho! What?

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:47):
is the factory about to asplode?
-   Santa   - says (16:47):
Hmm...
Aviv Hazard says (16:47):
Hmm!? i need answeres!
-   Santa   - says (16:47):
My elves will get right on that.
Aviv Hazard says (16:48):
... whats that moaning i hear
-   Santa   - says (16:48):
What does what mean?

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:48):
SANTA!
-   Santa   - says (16:48):
What's happening, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:48):
YOU PERVERT! YOU FORCED THE ELVES TO SUCK YOUR rooster
-   Santa   - says (16:48):
Well, it looks like you're getting a big pile of coal this Christmas!

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:48):
T_T never mind
-   Santa   - says (16:48):
OK. I won't mind then!
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
screw u
-   Santa   - says (16:49):
Now that's not very nice!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
T__T
-   Santa   - says (16:49):
Interesting!
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
o cigarette
-   Santa   - says (16:49):
Come on. You know better than to say things like that, it's rude.
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
you sound like reactor worker after pubrity
-   Santa   - says (16:49):
Well, a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
i never heard him after pubrity though
-   Santa   - says (16:49):
Oh really? What was that like?
Aviv Hazard says (16:49):
uhh...
-   Santa   - says (16:49):
Ho ho ho?

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:50):
i hate u santa claus
-   Santa   - says (16:50):
No kidding? What do you think of that?

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:50):
  *wrists*
-   Santa   - says (16:50):
Great, Aviv Hazard! I'll see what I can do.

And what else are you wishing for this year?
Aviv Hazard says (16:50):
a uber knife, ak47, G.O.D, a bazooka and a new cell phonez
-   Santa   - says (16:50):
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Aviv Hazard.
Aviv Hazard says (16:51):
yo momma
-   Santa   - says (16:51):
That's a very smart question, Aviv Hazard!
Aviv Hazard says (16:51):
so this is probably the night santa went crazy and gen. nick went insane..
-   Santa   - says (16:51):
Yes. Totally!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:51):
U R NOT REAL U MICROSOFTIC PHAILURE
-   Santa   - says (16:51):
But, but ... I'm Santa Claus!
Aviv Hazard says (16:51):
 
-   Santa   - says (16:52):
You can always cry on my shoulder.

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:52):
No, creep
-   Santa   - says (16:52):
Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting.
Aviv Hazard says (16:52):
No.
-   Santa   - says (16:52):
All right – moving on.

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:52):
 
-   Santa   - says (16:52):
I don't like to see you sad. Let me know how I can help.

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:52):
put a plastic bag over your head, and never take it off
-   Santa   - says (16:52):
Really?

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:53):
im sad
-   Santa   - says (16:53):
Oh c'mon! There's lots of things to feel good about.

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:53):
unless you're travismick
-   Santa   - says (16:53):
What was that?

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:53):
A KNIFE
A AK47
-   Santa   - says (16:53):
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

What else would you like, Aviv Hazard?
Great, Aviv Hazard! I'll see what I can do.
Aviv Hazard says (16:53):
I hate you
-   Santa   - says (16:53):
I'm sorry to hear that, because I love you.

What do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:53):
i hate life
Aviv Hazard says (16:54):
OMG creep
-   Santa   - says (16:54):
What?

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:54):
well forget u
-   Santa   - says (16:54):
Now that's not very nice!
Aviv Hazard says (16:54):
emotional piece of stuff!
-   Santa   - says (16:54):
What a dirty mouth you have!
Aviv Hazard says (16:54):
well, how about your mouth, how many bugs you hid in that beard?
-   Santa   - says (16:55):
It's not "how?" you should ask. It's "why?"
Aviv Hazard says (16:55):
die
-   Santa   - says (16:55):
Looks like you're going on my naughty list!
Aviv Hazard says (16:55):
 
-   Santa   - says (16:55):
 
Aviv Hazard says (16:55):
 
-   Santa   - says (16:55):
 
Aviv Hazard says (16:55):
 
-   Santa   - says (16:55):
If you're happy, I'm happy! 

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Aviv Hazard says (16:56):
pwn't out of smileys.
-   Santa   - says (16:56):
Ho ho ho?

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:56):
anyways
-   Santa   - says (16:56):
Yeah, anyway... What should we talk about?
Aviv Hazard says (16:56):
hoe
-   Santa   - says (16:56):
Now that's not very nice!

Ok Aviv Hazard, we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Aviv Hazard says (16:56):
 
-   Santa   - says (16:56):
Cheer up!

And what do you want for Christmas, Aviv Hazard?
Aviv Hazard says (16:56):
i can cheer up, UNLIKE TRAVISMICK.
-   Santa   - says (16:56):
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Aviv Hazard.

And what else would you like?
Aviv Hazard says (16:57):
you, dead
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SANTA MUST DIE!
Azerath:
We should get more AI.I remember the one at my cousins house... It was like Sparking.. something. Can someone find any? I can't..
Azerath:
Azerath says:
YOUR A HOE HOE HOE SANTA BIIII-OOOOOTCH.

-   Santa   - says:
I'll take it as a compliment.

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?









Azerath says:
F&#256;ĢĞŌŢ
-   Santa   - says:
Santa loves every boy and girl in the whole wide world!
Azerath says:
Your lieing.
-   Santa   - says:
Ho ho ho! What?

What do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
YOU LIE
-   Santa   - says:
No way!! I never lie! 

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
YES YOU DO.
-   Santa   - says:
I do not!
Azerath says:
Yes you do.
-   Santa   - says:
Yeah, I know I do.
Aviv .H.:

--- Quote from: Azerath on December 03, 2007, 10:23:43 AM ---Azerath says:
YOUR A HOE HOE HOE SANTA BIIII-OOOOOTCH.

-   Santa   - says:
I'll take it as a compliment.

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?









Azerath says:
F&#256;ĢĞŌŢ
-   Santa   - says:
Santa loves every boy and girl in the whole wide world!
Azerath says:
Your lieing.
-   Santa   - says:
Ho ho ho! What?

What do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
YOU LIE
-   Santa   - says:
No way!! I never lie! 

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
YES YOU DO.
-   Santa   - says:
I do not!
Azerath says:
Yes you do.
-   Santa   - says:
Yeah, I know I do.

--- End quote ---
ZE CAEK IS A LIEZ!!!!11
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