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| CapTMeaT:
RoB says: have you fuxed a elf? - (G) Santa (G) - says: Not yet, but I hope to sometime. O__O! |
| BlutEngel:
--- Code: ---SomeNoob says: Hello. - (G) Santa (G) - says: This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx. - (G) Santa (G) - says: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, SomeNoob! I'm Santa Claus! Tell me, are you a boy or a girl? SomeNoob says: Male. - (G) Santa (G) - says: What do you want for Christmas, SomeNoob? SomeNoob says: A Billy Talent T-Shirt - (G) Santa (G) - says: Great, SomeNoob! I'll see what I can do. Anything else, SomeNoob? SomeNoob says: That my hair will grow. - (G) Santa (G) - says: My elves will get right on that. SomeNoob says: Really? - (G) Santa (G) - says: Yeah. That's right. SomeNoob says: Thanks! - (G) Santa (G) - says: You are most welcome! SomeNoob says: =D - (G) Santa (G) - says: If you're happy, I'm happy. SomeNoob says: O rly? - (G) Santa (G) - says: Ho ho ho! Ok SomeNoob, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? SomeNoob says: Yes. - (G) Santa (G) - says: This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world. Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces! Good luck SomeNoob! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips. SomeNoob says: Okay. - (G) Santa (G) - says: Everything is A-Okay! SomeNoob says: What.. - (G) Santa (G) - says: Hmm ... I think we got confused. Let's start over! SomeNoob says: I thought you wanted to play a game whit me! - (G) Santa (G) - says: Ok SomeNoob, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? SomeNoob says: Yes - (G) Santa (G) - says: This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world. Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces! Good luck SomeNoob! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips. SomeNoob says: Factory Frenzy Help - (G) Santa (G) - says: I need your help, SomeNoob Bounce as many items onto the conveyer belt as you can to help make toys! - make sure your mouse is in the game screen - move your mouse side to side to catch falling items - don't catch the ANVIL or the NUTS N' BOLTS - catch everything else for points and extra lives Are you ready to play again? SomeNoob says: Yes - (G) Santa (G) - says: Great! SomeNoob says: ?! - (G) Santa (G) - says: Hmm... SomeNoob says: Idiot. - (G) Santa (G) - says: Oh yeah? Whatever. --- End code --- The game is a lie. |
| Spiderpig:
donuts fat guy (1:32:35 PM): HIYA! SantaClaus (1:32:35 PM): Hey. You're back. Cool. You know the deal. Type main. donuts fat guy (1:32:47 PM): i do? SantaClaus (1:32:47 PM): Why did you say that? donuts fat guy (1:32:57 PM): becouse im a dude SantaClaus (1:32:57 PM): Hmm. Why don't you type, games, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit donuts fat guy (1:33:15 PM): NO I HATE CHRISTMAS!!!! SantaClaus (1:33:15 PM): The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all. donuts fat guy (1:33:31 PM): right.... SantaClaus (1:33:31 PM): Excuse me? donuts fat guy (1:33:42 PM): YOU HERD ME FATSO! SantaClaus (1:33:43 PM): Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit! donuts fat guy (1:33:55 PM): MAKE ME! SantaClaus (1:33:55 PM): Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we? donuts fat guy (1:34:03 PM): i guss not SantaClaus (1:34:03 PM): Can I ask YOU something? donuts fat guy (1:34:08 PM): shoot SantaClaus (1:34:08 PM): Have you set up a Wish List for others to see? donuts fat guy (1:34:29 PM): well duh who you think i am michal jakson? SantaClaus (1:34:29 PM): You're the same you I visited last year and the year before that. donuts fat guy (1:34:46 PM): i hate you SantaClaus (1:34:46 PM): Ouch. donuts fat guy (1:35:05 PM): your fat go lose some weight SantaClaus (1:35:05 PM): May I ask you a question? donuts fat guy (1:35:14 PM): go a head SantaClaus (1:35:14 PM): Have you set up a Wish List yet? donuts fat guy (1:35:22 PM): I SAID YES! SantaClaus (1:35:22 PM): OK -- then make sure you set up a Shopping List (SL). I'll make sure you don't forget anyone. donuts fat guy (1:35:39 PM): why? SantaClaus (1:35:39 PM): Well I'm sure I don't know but I can ask one of the elves to find out. donuts fat guy (1:36:00 PM): those small drunk handicaps good luck SantaClaus (1:36:00 PM): Well, I'm trying to learn. I've seen quite a lot in my time. I just want people to get that Christmas spirit. I don't think that is too much to ask. donuts fat guy (1:36:50 PM): it is was to much to ask most ppl don't like chrismas spirt so f off SantaClaus (1:36:50 PM): Indeed donuts fat guy (1:36:59 PM): .... SantaClaus (1:36:59 PM): Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu. donuts fat guy (1:37:17 PM): NO I HATE YOU SANTA SantaClaus (1:37:18 PM): If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other. donuts fat guy (1:37:25 PM): good SantaClaus (1:37:25 PM): Excellent! donuts fat guy (1:37:38 PM): SANTA YOUR A FAKE! SantaClaus (1:37:38 PM): Talk to me. donuts fat guy (1:37:51 PM): I KILLED MY CAT SantaClaus (1:37:51 PM): Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays. donuts fat guy (1:38:03 PM): i hate you SantaClaus (1:38:03 PM): Scrooge. donuts fat guy (1:38:10 PM): god SantaClaus (1:38:10 PM): The great thing about the Holidays is you can enjoy them no matter what faith you are. So, relax, try to think of others and be at peace. donuts fat guy (1:38:22 PM): NO SantaClaus (1:38:22 PM): O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start. donuts fat guy (1:38:31 PM): YOUR MEAN! SantaClaus (1:38:32 PM): Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? donuts fat guy (1:38:40 PM): BAHUM BUG! SantaClaus (1:38:40 PM): Hmm, is that you, Scrooge? I thought we had straightened things out. donuts fat guy (1:38:47 PM): nope SantaClaus (1:38:47 PM): O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case. donuts fat guy (1:38:57 PM): BAHUM BUG!!!! SantaClaus (1:38:57 PM): Well, I'll try to forget that when I'm stuffing your stocking. donuts fat guy (1:39:09 PM): i will kill you SantaClaus (1:39:09 PM): Interesting. Type menu. donuts fat guy (1:39:14 PM): bye SantaClaus (1:39:14 PM): Take care, and a very merry Christmas to you. Bye! santa is a jerk(no my IM is not donutsfatguy) |
| Panda Dude:
Omg i went to SantaBot.com and i typed this in: --- Quote ---You: Are you going to make love with a panda? Santa: That was my original intention. --- End quote --- LOL |
| Azerath:
Azerath says: SHUT UP BIIIII OOOOOTCH - Santa - says: That's one piece of coal coming your way! Azerath says: No it isn't - Santa - says: It sure is. Anyway, what else do you want to know about it... Azerath says: No it isn't - Santa - says: It and many others! And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath? Azerath says: No it isn't - Santa - says: It sure is. Azerath says: Your lieing. - Santa - says: Ho ho ho? Azerath says: You lie. - Santa - says: No way! I never lie! Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Azerath says: You lie. - Santa - says: No way!! I would never tell a lie! Azerath says: You lie. - Santa - says: No way! I do not lie! What do you want for Christmas, Azerath? Azerath says: Yes you do. - Santa - says: Yeah, I know I do. |
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