Santa on IM!?

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Azerath:
Dub toast.

Azerath says:
UNF UNF.
- Santa - says:
My elves will get right on that.

And what else are you wishing for this year?

bananalad123:
ROFL!!!!

Azerath:
Azerath says:
Your fat.
- Santa - says:
Am I?
Azerath says:
Yes.
- Santa - says:
Well, okay then!

Azerath says:
I wanna pwn you.
- Santa - says:
Nobody owns me, I am free.

Ok Azerath, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Azerath says:
I said pwn.
Azerath says:
I said pwn
- Santa - says:
So, was that a good thing?
Azerath says:
Yes
- Santa - says:
That's great!

Azerath:
Dub toast.

Azerath says:
Do you know Jesus?
- Santa - says:
I leave it to others to ponder spiritual matters.

What else do you have to say about religion?
Azerath says:
You are spiritual though.
- Santa - says:
What's wrong with being spiritual?
Azerath says:
You said that you weren't the spiritual.
- Santa - says:
I hope you didn't believe me.
Azerath says:
I did because your right.
- Santa - says:
Oh really? What did you think of that?
Azerath says:
I thought you werre just some fat lazy guy who hires others at malls and stuff to act like you.
- Santa - says:
How did that make you feel?
Azerath says:
I thought it was cool.
- Santa - says:
Thanks!
Azerath says:
I herd that your not aloud to say ho ho ho any more.
- Santa - says:
Really?

And what do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
Yep.
- Santa - says:
Well, okay then!
Azerath says:
I herd you now have to say ha ha ha.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!
Azerath says:
No... its ha ha ha.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!
Azerath says:
ITS HA HA HA.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!
Azerath says:
NO! ITS HA HA HA.
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!
Azerath says:
STFU LAZY BASTARD
- Santa - says:
Merry Christmas, especially to all my friends in the UK!
Azerath says:
WTF?
- Santa - says:
I'm not sure – what do you want to talk about?
Azerath says:
O_O
- Santa - says:
Interesting!
Azerath says:
Why do you still say ho ho ho?
- Santa - says:
Merry Christmas!
Azerath says:
Why?
- Santa - says:
Because Santa said so – and because I'm awesome!
Azerath says:
No your not.
- Santa - says:
And why, praytell, am I not?

What do you want for Christmas, Azerath?
Azerath says:
Because your fat. Fat isn't awesome.
- Santa - says:
Great, Azerath! I'll see what I can do.

And what else would you like, Azerath?

My Santa was acting weird. He usually says something about coal is you say bad word or things with bad word in them. O_o

(The "Ha ha ha" thing was from some report on NPR or something saying how "Ho ho ho" was insulting women. Even though "ho ho ho" was here before "Hoe". >_> )

General Nick:
I lol'd at Az's conversations. loving funny man.

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