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| Panda Dude:
Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. Panda Dude says: Whats craken bitch Santa says: Looks like you're going on my naughty list! Panda Dude says: Your going on my To Kill list Santa says: Interesting! Panda Dude says: lol Santa says: ROMBL! Panda Dude says: what???? Santa says: Rolling On My Belly Laughing, of course! Panda Dude says: gtfo Santa says: Hmm... Panda Dude says: omg Santa says: What? Panda Dude says: its....its.... Santa says: Ho ho ho! Panda Dude says: its just that my shotgun shells are algone im going to have to kill you with my AK Santa says: Really? Panda Dude says: yah it turns out Santa says: Ho ho ho? Panda Dude says: what? Santa says: Hmm ... I think we got confused. Let's start over! Ok Panda Dude, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Panda Dude says: no Santa says: Ok, maybe next time. Let's just keep chatting. Panda Dude says: id rather not Santa says: You won't, huh? OK. What do you want for Christmas, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: some shotgun shells Santa says: Great, Panda Dude! I'll see what I can do. What else would you like? Panda Dude says: mabye a nice stake to drive right through your godamn chest Santa says: Let's talk about something else, like what you want for Christmas. And what do you want for Christmas, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: i just told you what i wanted Santa says: Oh really? So, was that a good thing? Ok Panda Dude, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Panda Dude says: no it means you have horrible memory Santa says: This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world. Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces! Good luck Panda Dude! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips. Panda Dude says: FU Santa says: What was that? Panda Dude says: nothing...... Santa says: All right – moving on. Panda Dude says: so your supposed to be fat right Santa says: Hmm... Panda Dude says: your supposed to be fat? Santa says: Ho ho ho? Panda Dude says: tomg are you or are you not? Santa says: What was that? What do you want for Christmas, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: nothing Santa says: Okay ... let me know if you change your mind! And what do you want for Christmas, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: i just said nothing Santa says: All right – moving on. Panda Dude says: so what are your rein deer doing right now? Santa says: Oats, barley, and cookies. And what do you eat? Panda Dude says: old fat and joly fellows Santa says: That sounds good, Panda Dude! Panda Dude says: yah yuo should try it Santa says: Ho ho ho! What? What do you want for Christmas, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: A panda Santa says: My elves will get right on that. Anything else, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: a baby panda Santa says: That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Panda Dude. Panda Dude says: alright Santa says: Indeed! So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else. Panda Dude says: ok have you ever fell of your sleigh Santa says: Ok and many others! Panda Dude says: lolwut Santa says: Ho ho ho! Panda Dude says: im no slut Santa says: Seriously? That's fascinating. How does it feel to be no slut? And what do you want for Christmas, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: omg Santa says: What up? What do you want for Christmas, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: woof Santa says: Good doggie! And what do you want for Christmas, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: meow Santa says: Here kitty, kitty! Ok Panda Dude, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Panda Dude says: roar Santa says: This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world. Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces! Good luck Panda Dude! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips. Panda Dude says: RAWR! Santa says: Ho ho ho? Panda Dude says: RAWR Santa says: Ho ho ho! What? Panda Dude says: RAWR Santa says: Ho ho ho! What do you want for Christmas, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: Blockland Version 9 Santa says: My elves will get right on that. And what else would you like? Panda Dude says: well actually your elves cant make version nine only badspot can Santa says: My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that these days! I'll see what I can do for you, Panda Dude! Panda Dude says: ok then.... Santa says: Sounds good to me! Panda Dude says: ok Santa says: Everything is A-Okay! Panda Dude says: Ok so its been horrible talking to you Santa says: Really? Panda Dude says: yah Santa says: That's great! And what do you want for Christmas, Panda Dude? Panda Dude says: to end this conversation bye Santa says: Okay, I'll see what I can do with that. What else would you like, Panda Dude? |
| Panda Dude:
Hopefully Santa wont get mad at me and not get me Rock Band for Christmas. D: |
| Colten:
Type this in on http://www.santabot.com and it breaks him :D *@w-6-6-6-6.hsd1.nj.comcast.net |
| travismick:
thanks for your IP =D |
| jordguitar:
Eric says: YOU IS THE MONEYS THAT PARENTS KILL OTHER PARENTS OVER TO GET THE BEST TOYS - Santa - says: I know, I know. a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that. |
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