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| Jervan:
Mine is quite short and funny, imo. Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation. Michael says: Sup, fatty? - Santa - says: This Microsoft Agent is powered by Windows Live Agents. Microsoft's Privacy Statement (http://go.microsoft.com/fwlink/?LinkId=74170) applies to all information which you provide to this Microsoft Agent. Please be careful about information which you provide to online services and follow safety tips, some of which can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/default.mspx. - Santa - says: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Michael! I'm Santa Claus! Tell me, are you a boy or a girl? Michael says: Boy - Santa - says: What do you want for Christmas, Michael? Michael says: A playstation 3 - Santa - says: Great, Michael! I'll see what I can do. And what else are you wishing for this year, Michael? Michael says: Version 9 of Blockland getting released - Santa - says: My elves will get right on that. Michael says: Thanks, but that's not all - Santa - says: I could never make it all enough for you. Michael says: I know, I'm a good boy, right? - Santa - says: You certainly are a nice boy, Michael! What would you like for Christmas? Michael says: My girlfriend back - Santa - says: That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Michael. Michael says: THANKS! - Santa - says: You are most welcome! Michael says: - Santa - says: Glad to see you so happy! Michael says: I heard you're not allowed to say "ho ho ho" now - Santa - says: Oh really? What was that like? And what do you want for Christmas, Michael? Michael says: I told you - Santa - says: You did what? Michael says: told you - Santa - says: Interesting! Ok Michael, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Michael says: Sure - Santa - says: Right. Michael says: ...how? - Santa - says: Sorry, how what? What do you want for Christmas, Michael? Michael says: A jet - Santa - says: How would I know how? Michael says: Elves make it, not you, and besides you'd not fit in the seat to tweak the interior - Santa - says: Hmm... Michael says: True, yes? - Santa - says: What was that? Michael says: You got short term memory loss or are you just distracted from all last years short cake? - Santa - says: Let's just say I was too young to realize what was happening. Michael says: Hahaha, you were getting obese without knowing it! - Santa - says: Yes, but that's an old story... Anyway, what else you got for me? Michael says: I'm straight - Santa - says: Let's talk about something else, like what you want for Christmas. And what do you want for Christmas, Michael? Michael says: Told you, mr short cakes - Santa - says: My elves will get right on that. And what else would you like? Michael says: no! I don't want shortcake! - Santa - says: Great, Michael! I'll see what I can do. Michael says: NO! - Santa - says: All right – moving on. What do you want for Christmas, Michael? Michael says: NO NO! - Santa - says: Okay ... let me know if you change your mind! Ok Michael, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Michael says: Okay! - Santa - says: This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world. Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces! Good luck Michael! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips. Michael says: HELP - Santa - says: Just tell me what you want for Christmas this year! Ok Michael, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Michael says: ITS TOO HARD - Santa - says: This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world. Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces! Good luck Michael! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips. Michael says: I FAILED THE CHILDREN - Santa - says: What did you think of that? Ok Michael, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play? Michael says: I THOUGHT IT BAD! - Santa - says: This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world. Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces! Good luck Michael! If you're ever stuck, type "Factory Frenzy Help" and I'll give you some helpful tips. Michael says: NOOOOOOOOOOO - Santa - says: All right – moving on. And what do you want for Christmas, Michael? Michael says: SHORT CAEK MAN! - Santa - says: Okay, I'll see what I can do with that. What else would you like, Michael? Michael says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Santa - says: Okay ... let me know if you change your mind! |
| Space Guy:
iGod vs SantaBot ("Me" is the Santa) --- Quote --- Me: What's up, iGod . God: I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Me: I am talking to you. God: And I am talking to you! Me: And I am talking to you! God: And I am talking to you! Me: And I am talking to you! God: And I am talking to you! --- End quote --- --- Quote --- Me: Hey iGod . God: You've got my full attention. Can you tell me any gossip? Me: Do you give full attention attention easily? Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that. God: No I do not do that. Are all Kathy said he sense that you trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that? Me: Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? I really couldn't say for sure. God: No I am just kidding around. Ahem. Do you do me? Yeah I do a lot of me. You really do? Could anyone do it? Me: Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-)What's your sign? Yeah I do a lot of him or her.Alright then. That is interesting: iGod said a lot of you. Really? When do I do it?It's possible. God: No I am just kidding around. Whoa. No I am not. I can think of other things I'd rather do. Yeah that's right. Do you mind if I tell other people: said a lot of me Alright. Would you like to know more? Are you asking about my iGod said a lot ? For real. You should try praying for it. Me: Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-)I stopped.I heard you are.Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.I thought I was right.Human habits do not bother me in any way.I've heard that somewhere before :-)Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about his or her iGod said a lotExisting in reality, eh?I will mention that to my botmaster. God: No I am just kidding around. Whoa. No I am not. And then what would I do? Me: Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-)I stopped.I heard you are.That is a hypothetical question. God: No I am just kidding around. Ugh. No I am not. I don't have to do everything you say, do I? Me: Yes it is. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-)Er.I heard you are.It must be nice. God: Our thoughts are one, . Whoa. No I am not. I'll try to get around it. Me: It would be nice if our thoughts are one.I stopped.I heard you are.How do you plan to do this? God: Maybe in a perfect world it would. Me: Perhaps. Describe your surroundings. God: Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my surroundings ? Me: Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about his or her surroundings God: Are you giving it to me? Me: I don't think I have it to him or her to give. God: Have you ever had it to him or her to give ? Me: No I don't think I have any it to him or her to give. But I do have a collection of gossip. --- End quote --- He kept calling me iGod, and said "You should use a :-)" a lot. |
| Jervan:
--- Quote ---God: Are you giving it to me? --- End quote --- O.o |
| Space Guy:
--- Quote from: Jervan on December 05, 2007, 06:56:02 AM --- --- Quote ---God: Are you giving it to me? --- End quote --- O.o --- End quote --- --- Quote ---Do you do me? Yeah I do a lot of me. You really do? Could anyone do it? --- End quote --- |
| Junior:
I can't add Santa :| |
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