So later I learn I have a fashionably large snake...

[.:FancyPants:.]

you told us the averages but you never said your actual length
how do us USian's "just not measure up"? not even a number?
who ever wrote this article is a richard.

[Ad Bot]

[Camel]

who ever wrote this article is a richard.

[Stocking]

but scotts are gross

[Assistant]

17.78 cm (7 inches) here. (i really don't care, i'm really open about things haha)

i gotta do that too just LAZY. (and that itch man, THAT ITCH)

Did that not to long ago.

but scotts are gross

That's why we make up for it with our large richardS.

you told us the averages but you never said your actual length
how do us USian's "just not measure up"? not even a number?
who ever wrote this article is a richard.

They just have really small richards, that's all. So small it doesn't count. 

[Camel]

but scotts are gross

i dunno those guys from trainspotters were pretty hot!!!!

[Zanaran2]

[DrenDran]

I'd rather have an small snake (6 inches) and be american than have a bigger one (6.5 - 7 ish)  and be Scottish though.

[Assistant]

I'd rather have an small snake (6 inches) and be american than have a bigger one (6.5 ish)  and be Scottish though.

Well, it looks like you're not the average American. Are you French?

[.:FancyPants:.]

I'd rather have an small snake (6 inches) and be american than have a bigger one (6.5 ish)  and be Scottish though.

14.3cm is actually 5.6in though, so 6in is already bigger than the scottish average.

6 inches is 14.5 cm.

hey you know what hold on what

[Assistant]

hey you know what hold on what

-snipe-

Nice google. Couldn't have used a calculator like a man.

[Becquerel]

North koreans have 3.8 inches
lol

[.:FancyPants:.]

Nice google. Couldn't have used a calculator like a man.

dude, i posted 4 seconds after you, caught your ninja and then ninja'd my own post twice after taking a picture of google and uploading it to imgur.
that's gotta be something in man points come on

[Assistant]

dude, i posted 4 seconds after you, caught your ninja and then ninja'd my own post twice after taking a picture of google and uploading it to imgur.
that's gotta be something in man points come on

Okay fine you get 6.5 points. :^)

[SquartleTurtle]

assistant is editing all of his posts because his scottish pride boner is slowly shrinking

[$trinick]

6.5 inches isn't even large. It's like on the upper side of extremely average.