post interesting facts/secrets about yourself

[BluetoothBoy]

why????

Because my mom has 4 other younger children to take care of as well, and my dad has a very sporadic work schedule. We also spend most Saturdays cleaning the house.

[Ad Bot]

[Katadeus]

is this satire

we can only hope

[Acerblock]

I kinda got into a personal slump when I didn't make Western Regionals on the saxophone this last fall.

I cannot stay mad at people for too long.

I am a very expressive person, although I am too loud at times.

I'm very curious, although sometimes too curious.

I try to be nice to people, although some people call me out for being too nice. Of course though, I don't let people run me over.

[mus]

whilst not having taken them, I have a profound interest in drugs

[Katadeus]

oh and

Bikes are much safer than cars.

this is absolutely not true

[mus]

also i love disasters

plane crashes, hurricanes, tornado destruction, explosions, riots, etc

[Malleo100]

I masturbated and jizzed on your couch

[XR-7]

I still can't drive a manual transmission (mostly due to hardly any practice, but still).
I've never had a girlfriend (most basic thing I can put here).
I can't stand it when moving armrests are lifted from their regular spots and similar things (not sure if OCD or what).
I was scared to death of tornadoes when I was eight, but now I'd do anything to chase one.
In the first half of my life, I was an absolutely horrible (and very weird) kid.

[hodot]

I masturbated and jizzed on your couch

thanks for the aids

[otto-san]

i hav pp

sry tmi

[Lego lad]

im a girll pls be my bf

[SgtDaemon]

I find enjoyment in seeking and learning people's personalities, and i'm afraid it's because my inner dark wants to exploit them.

I enjoy making random people happy.

I have a list of a bunch of small 'dreams' that I want to accomplish: Learn how to use a butterfly knife, playing the harmonica, etc.
Actually doing anything to reach these is not on the list.

I am able to do minor editing in scripts and sounds, and I'm great with pulling cut images together in Paint.net. (eg.)

Unlike my classmates, I never really felt the need/urge to fok someone.

I never had a gf before. There is someone that might be it now.

I absolutely positively hate strangers and I want to stay away from them in a 3 meter wide radius, otherwise my reflexes activate and I enable 'defense mode', awaiting any attacks the person might try to pull.

I can stand seeing a shot wound through TV or something, but I can't stand a cut one.

I have never broken a bone yet. Not planning it anytime soon, either.

I sometimes feel I am the only smart person and everyone else are primitive monkeys. During these outbursts I often realize it and try to wake myself up.

I am extremely interested in any kind of weapon operation and self-defense techniques. This includes using various melee tools and firearms.

I am 14 and I am still missing several puberty qualities. (Jizzing, hair in my crotch/armpits, deep voice etc.)

I have a surprisingly big heart (not the physical one), will in certain aspects, and proneness to sympathize.