Some people are so desperate to make a drama topic that they have to drama themselves and pretend it's another person.
I've never understood this. Why do people want to make drama threads so bad? Does it feel good or something? Does it generate pleasure? Does it solve world hunger?
At first when I decided to do this I thought it be a good joke we could all laugh about and sort of was a 'mini-test' to see who would notice first, sort of like a game. I had no idea that doing this would be bannable, if I had known I wouldn't have done it. I'm just calling myself an idiot for not knowing that
Jokes on them, I was only pretending!
Seriously you're a loving idiot.