Cool stuff your pets do

[awesomebread]

the fact they for some reason share a steam but have separate BLF accounts is p suspicious

also elecro was pretty dumb
dumb enough to think the "little brother" trick would work

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[carolcat]

my kitten does backflips and will lie on his side and drag himself around the floor. he'll also bring you toys at night and drool on your face while he kneads your neck (and then decides to sit on your face). also, he'll use people as steps and ride on their backs.

the older cat just sits around and does a great job of weighing 16 pounds.

[hillkill]

my sister used to orphan this baby squirrel, and this thing would hang upside down on the top of the cage, and it would do backflips.

[Buu]

Ot:

my dog can play dead so effectively he pretty much can't be awoken unless water is involved

[Daswiruch]

my dog vomited right on the crotch area of my pants once when i was petting him

my friend's cat went to a dresser, looked at me at face level, and punched me
no joke

[mus]

my dog vomited right on the crotch area of my pants once when i was petting him

"you're such a good do-"
"BLLAGRLHRGJLHLRJGHLJBLAJBGJLB LJB"

[Daswiruch]

"you're such a good do-"
"BLLAGRLHRGJLHLRJGHLJBLAJBGJLB LJB"

thats kinda how it went down

[Zanaran2]

my pets do the following:
-not exist

[Nonnel]

nah hillkill is elecro

also my dog barks at everyone

[jarelash]

I was at my friend's house over night and her cat kept harassing me, when I was trying to sleep. It kept running up to my bed and then hide behind the corner, from where it came from a few times, then it ran up right in front of my face and slapped me, no claws, just slapped and then went away.

[jonnyman5656]

Didn't hillkill iirc have his own steam account?

[hillkill]

I was at my friend's house over night and her cat kept harassing me, when I was trying to sleep. It kept running up to my bed and then hide behind the corner, from where it came from a few times, then it ran up right in front of my face and slapped me, no claws, just slapped and then went away.

lolwut

[ResonKinetic]

my cat teaches me lessons in building character by puking up hairballs every now and then, thus forcing me to clean up after her

[hillkill]

my cat teaches me lessons in building character by puking up hairballs every now and then, thus forcing me to clean up after her

shes taking advantage of you. end the relationship.

[Champion]

when i stayed the night at my aunt's house in LA, her cat just sat on me when i was sleeping.

i woke up and then it just kept looking at me and purred