What does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
Where are your bucaneers? Under your bucking hat.
A book fell on my head but I only have myshelf to blame.
If you're cold, stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees.
What do you call a dear with no eyes? No eye dear.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it.
Have you heard about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field.
I had a joke about artichokes, but I forgot it. It would've been a great artijoke.
There's a shatter resistant glass-like substance that always confuses me. Perplexiglass.
Where do you go to find false literature? The liebrary.
What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden start.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
