help me blf, I need to stop being a pusillanimous individual

[Zanaran2]

the best probable thing for you to realize at this point is that the roosterroach is about 500x more terrified of you than you are of it. A roosterroach weighs around ~0.0002 whereas a human male weighs upwards of 150lbs. There is absolutely nothing the roosterroach can do to harm you.

Yeah sure, it's icky and gross but honestly, have you seen yourself take a stuff? There's nothing really as gross as you taking a stuff.

At least your stuff doesn't MOVE.

[Ad Bot]

[TristanLuigi]

I know it's too late, but:

just
get a shoe and smash it
or use a paper towel to grab it
or both

That said, I am DEATHLY afraid of scorpions, but I live in Arizona and their sting can kill you if not properly treated.

[Blockzillahead]

step on it with a shoe? the forget is this its not a tarantula or something

[Bisjac]

I will take on any living thing on earth.


With up to 6 legs

[ResonKinetic]

At least your stuff doesn't MOVE.

that happened once

[Mariofan1701]

forget you for being serious

stop

[Plebian Native American]

stop

no

[Mr.Noßody]

The forget is a bug gonna do to you? Stab you?

Grab it and bite it's head off.

[Lego lad]

I am the same way.

a few days a go a june bug hit the back of my neck and I booked it

[DRILL3R49]

I would watch out

[Lego lad]

[hodot]

you can do it m9

i use m9 cause you're better than a m8

[Zay]

aaaaaa

loving NOPE GODDAMMIT

[Candy Apple]

let it crawl onto your richard and then smash your richard in the doorway

[Nonnel]

if you don't kill it it'll walk on you while you sleep