The fastest recorded speed of an american roosterroach is 2mph. You can outrun a roosterroach by walking away.
I have seen roosterroaches sprint at around four MPH when under attack by a cat.Granted, anyone who can't move at that same speed needs to exercise more, but still.
I imagined that I was Godzilla.
get all of your friends, their friends, their friends friends, and get guns and cheap plastic body armor. then pile into big boxy dropships which are hard to fly and strap in. let bugs shoot at you as you head towards planet, maybe take out a couple of capships. land on ground and charge in a disorganized fashion at bugs. remember not to aim.
Holy stuff, record it by any chance? Breaking a few records there
When I was 3, I found a black widow spider, picked it up, gave it a kiss, then I showed it to my parents. Also I use to sit by anthills and kill all the ants running from the home I've just kicked multiple times. I imagined that I was Godzilla.
I found a brown recluse in my bedroom crawling under a pile of clothes soon after I moved in, but I didn't know that was what it was. A couple days later when I was picking up the clothes, I found it dead underneath them, and then I identified it. Good thing I didn't pick them up earlier.
said the fire-type pokemon
Think of it as an organic robot (unless you're afraid of robots too).
ZAN, DON'T GO TO SLEEP!
