if you had 3 superpowers, what would they be

[Daswiruch]

the ability to have any super power i want

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

surprised nobody has said they wanted the superpower to be an admin on the forums

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

surprised nobody has said they wanted the superpower to be an admin on the forums

thats thinking small
with mind control you can make yourself admin for any forum
or get everyone to vote you to be king/queen/emperor/swaglord of the universe

[Bomb Kirby]

thats thinking small
with mind control you can make yourself admin for any forum
or get everyone to vote you to be king/queen/emperor/swaglord of the universe

but the superpower to make beef jerky appear when you snap your fingers

[Plexious]

but the superpower to make beef jerky appear when you snap your fingers

i don't know how to snap my fingers

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

but the superpower to make beef jerky appear when you snap your fingers

i don't know how to snap my fingers

stop oppressing people, bomb kirby

[Brickitect]

The superpower to have all superpowers in existence.

[MrKitKat]

matter manipulation (turn stuff into diamond and oil)

complete teleportation (anything I can think of I can teleport and I'll simply get a brain warning if there's something in the way) "hmm I'm awful thirsty I wish I had a can of soda in my hand right now oHHH WAIT"

complete mind powers (you know, mind control, telekinesis, etc)

[pefu19]

insta-rape
see-thru-clotchesability
invisabilaty

[SimpleFish]

Impulse 101, noclip, see-thru-clothesability :^)

[Zanaran2]

Telekinesis
Telepathy
Infinite Lives

[randomtroll39]

Time control,kiDBZ,being able to create anything within my imagination

[Boink!]

Impulse 101, noclip, see-thru-clothesability :^)

how would you carry all those weapons

[Swat 3]

1. Super power to be able to absorb others' superpowers.
2. Manipulate everything around me+myself (that includes healing, changing cells, etc.)
3. Knowledge of everything with a bonus of infinite HDD and RAM installed in my head (joking, its just my knowledge doesn't cripple my brain ability)

[Hansome duded]

the ability to win any argument, infinite control of time and everything, and the ability to die and resurrect myself at will.