Lightning must be stopped.

Poll

Should lightning be banned from the U.S.?

Yes
56 (75.7%)
No
18 (24.3%)

Total Members Voted: 74

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chances are they're really big frickin tropical ants

I'm envisioning someone sleeping in their bungalow and a troop of army ants as big as birds get inside and cover him up while he screams as they clean his skeleton.

But we'd hear about that on the news.

how do you simply ban lighting?

#bantornadoes
no...
NO...
NO.
NO
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU


how do you simply ban lighting?
Get it to admit to trolling

how do you simply ban lighting?
Like Nonnel said, we set up a giant piece of tin foil over the US
and we arrest the lightning linked to attacks

People trying to survive a sinking ship should grab hold of sharks and get away from floating vending machines.
but if the water was somehow struck by lightning, it'd kill all three of them.
unless of course, we ban lightning.

chances are they're really big frickin tropical ants
I was thinking fire ants.

but if the water was somehow struck by lightning, it'd kill all three of them.
unless of course, we ban lightning.

Three less dangerous nouns. Oh well.