Lightning must be stopped.

[sir dooble]

I say no, it's their religious right.

[Ad Bot]

[The Magical Dunes]

Pro-lightning for life. U can't stop nature.

[SlayerZ99]

I say no, it's their religious right.

You say that now until you get attacked by it

[Velateen]

"it's opression!!! female lightning never does anything wrong!! you're just hating on lightning because it's female!!"
gosh

[WALK2222]

"it's opression!!! female lightning never does anything wrong!! you're just hating on lightning because it's female!!"
gosh

Lightning is actually very androgynous

[sir dooble]

You say that now until you get attacked by it

Maybe if it wasn't oppressed and directed at lightning rods it wouldn't lash out! No one likes to be told where to go.

[Nonnel]

Maybe if it wasn't oppressed and directed at lightning rods it wouldn't lash out! No one likes to be told where to go.

It would be even more dangerous if we didn't correct it!

[SlayerZ99]

It would be even more dangerous if we didn't correct it!

George costanza

[Nonnel]

George costanza

stuff how'd you know

[SlayerZ99]

stuff how'd you know

because i know you more than you know you

[The Subject]

Well since sharks are less frequent than lightning, I'd also like to point out not only to be on the look out for lightning but also be on the look out for vending machines.

[Biostorm]

How shocking! We should ban lightning! While we're at it, let's ban hurricanes!

[jonnyman5656]

Well since sharks are less frequent than lightning, I'd also like to point out not only to be on the look out for lightning but also be on the look out for vending machines.

Don't forget beds.

[SlayerZ99]

I want to thank you guys for the support

We've reached the 5 signature milestone!

[Nonnel]

I say we put a giant sheet of tin foil over the United States to catch all the lightning.
After doing some quick math, I've found the cost should be somewhere around $5,044,138,082.03, not including the giant metal hoists needed to keep it up.