time capsule

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dear future zombiedude
are you still in a hole

god i love meme so loving much, i wish i could just bathe in memes all day and have my skin shrivel up into memedom.

dear future teeos
hi
sincerely past teeos

i can see it from the future already

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll stuff fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
Fixed

the answer to life, the universe, and everything is memes

manly me please fulfill my dream of being me

tank u

hi guys its me from the future i am sir info this is gonna be future me cant wait for good addons ok i will be good i promise
 -me

you're a gay horny piece of horse stuff and you should ducking die in a dip pit
goodbye

You have 6249 posts, an avatar that looks like Luigi's hat, and people tell you that you post too much.

-Past Bomb Kirby

if i see this that officially means i have not died

Hi future Simplefish,

You still have no life or friends of family. <3

Love Past Simplefish.

Dear Future Strayer

    This is you from the past, I want you to know you shouldn't worry too much about anything.  Worrying about small bad things will get you no where, it causes you to hate, have stress and sinks you really low which makes you act like a child.  Just rub it off and move on, don't waste time on such things, just remind yourself to move on, because its the wise decision to make.  Look to the future, keep your head up and know that small bad things don't matter

Sincerely,

Past Strayer

Dear Future Strayer

    This is you from the past, I want you to know you shouldn't worry too much about anything.  Worrying about small bad things will get you no where, it causes you to hate, have stress and sinks you really low which makes you act like a child.  Just rub it off and move on, don't waste time on such things, just remind yourself to move on, because its the wise decision to make.  Look to the future, keep your head up and know that small bad things don't matter

Sincerely,

Past Strayer
deep as forget

Dear future lego lad

If you haven't fixed the time machine by now kill yourself

Hi future me in probably-3-months.

Let's hope this message isn't lost in this topic if the topic is bumped in time.

The Germans won the soccer thingy.