Author Topic: What the say did you just say forget me about, you bitching a little? (Read 2272 times)

�l��kf�ce · July 17, 2014, 12:09:11 AM

wip
i messed it up so i might have to print half of it again

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GhostStar · July 17, 2014, 12:19:56 AM

10/10 master piece

Col. Burton · July 17, 2014, 04:08:21 AM

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What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

OT: This is a masterpiece, I always get a good chuckle out of taking the original copy pasta and translating it through a whole bunch of languages.

TheArmyGuy · July 17, 2014, 06:34:01 AM

With setPrintText this is like 5 seconds of work lol.

Treynolds416 · July 17, 2014, 08:02:59 AM

can't unsee "what the forget me about"

Abstract · July 17, 2014, 12:36:47 PM

are you a terrorist

AutoBahn · July 17, 2014, 12:38:56 PM

Quote from: Abstract on July 17, 2014, 12:36:47 PM

are you a terrorist

yes, he works for Quaeda-Al.

Heitmeyer� · July 17, 2014, 12:57:46 PM

cunt/10

AdinX · July 17, 2014, 02:04:04 PM

Quote from: Abstract on July 17, 2014, 12:36:47 PM

are you a terrorist

con los terroristas

Gytyyhgfffff · July 17, 2014, 07:02:50 PM

∞/∞ best thing i've ever seen

Blake1 · July 17, 2014, 08:29:08 PM

Quote from: AutoBahn on July 17, 2014, 12:38:56 PM

yes, he works for Quaeda-Al.

al-queeba

Camel · July 17, 2014, 08:53:39 PM

Quote from: Gytyyhgfffff on July 17, 2014, 07:02:50 PM

∞/∞ best thing i've ever seen

infinity out of infinity doesn't make any sense

Wrapperup · July 17, 2014, 10:45:40 PM

Quote from: Camel on July 17, 2014, 08:53:39 PM

infinity out of infinity doesn't make any sense

its the same as 1/1 or 10/10 cmon everyone knows that

Foxscotch · July 17, 2014, 11:03:52 PM

Quote from: Camel on July 17, 2014, 08:53:39 PM

infinity out of infinity doesn't make any sense

well, it sorta does
it just means one whole??
but
if you said anything less than infinity, out of infinity, like ten out of infinity, or even a billion out of infinity, it would be, well, infinitely low, and an absolutely terrible score

�l��kf�ce · July 17, 2014, 11:40:07 PM

Quote from: Col. Burton on July 17, 2014, 04:08:21 AM

I always get a good chuckle out of taking the original copy pasta and translating it through a whole bunch of languages

What happened to me, a small exactement youth? I graduated from Marin participation fits in one place, with more than 300 assault is how many secrets behind the best from him. After the war, weapons, snipers Gorilla in United States Army. It is our goal, but different. Never to destroy the Earth. Do you remember me. The stuff out of her. I don't think I can work on the Internet. Once again, the Mule. So I know that lhasdio come to me now in the hip address secret spy, the best product, this method, decay, bad weather in the United States. Thunder, bullying, who is a Christian, who told of being poor. Show us with my son. This can happen at any time, to more than 700 and at your fingertips. Formation of special finishes and weapons in combat, but the approach of the United States Marine Corps and a bad ass food in Europe yesterday, borrowing some of the weapons. If you see that your body is a crime d�marrer estimates that about revenge on the tongue. But he is now paying the price for each control; I have to be depressed. Her death, my son.