In California:
It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.
It is also a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
In Baldwin Park, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
In Blythe, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
In Cathedral City, persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.
In Chico, detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. (wth?)
In Eureka, a man with a moustache may not kiss a woman.
In Fresno, no one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
In Glendale, cars may not be driven in reverse. (I wonder how that works)
In Hollywood, it is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
In Indian Wells, drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited. (guess I'm not going there)
In Long Beach, cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
In Los Angeles, it is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. (wat)
In Norco, all persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
In Pacific Grove, it is illegal to molest butterflies. (help)
In Redlands, motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
In San Diego, it is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
In Walnut, children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
San Francisco is something special:
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.
Persons classified as “ugly” may not walk down any street.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
Giving or receiving oral love is prohibited.
