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[Dallas Dick Kicker]

continuation of this thread (i think)
 
here's the website: http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

let's get this stuff going again because this stuff produces some gems

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[takato14]

"This forum is anger of the stuff pile"

[Hansome duded]

Original text:

"Wow, another thread like this. Also, op is cigarette."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My friend! My father next year will be even hotter."

yay, my dad will look beautiful.

[takato14]

Original text:

""Thirteen gargantuan phallic objects pulsate around your crippled face.""

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Oppose the big foul endommagé 13 injured people"

what

[WaterOre]

Original text:

"Well, this is a thing."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"... One more thing."

[Fennis]

https://translate.google.com/#en/eo/welelelele

[QuadStorm]

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

". Tea, a memorandum of understanding, spirituality, history and tradition. Get to know their ideas."

10/10

[SpongeCraft1212]

Original text:

"Twitch Plays Pokemon is a stream that lets you play Pokemon collaboratively with a lot of other people by typing commands into chat."

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Tap Pokémon working process, type a command in the chat as a Pokémon."

How do I become a Pokémon, exactly?

[e-maxx]

https://translate.google.com/#en/eo/welelelele

put it on Chinese simplified and listen to it

[Flatflyer]

Original:
"What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What happened to me, a small exactement youth? I graduated from Marin participation fits in one place, with more than 300 assault is how many secrets behind the best from him."

[Zanaran2]

Original text:

"You chase Solo!
Sea-man in your heart tonight
You know what I'm sayin'
All along
We drink Ritalin!
It's the food I want to eat
Breakfast's always overseas
Not for long!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Pursuing Solo projects!
Heart, I know what I'm saying,
We drink Ritalin!
I want to abroad,
Always eat breakfast
Do not eat for a long time!"

[Fennis]

a blf classic

Original text:

"I cut my snake masturbating with a tuna jar"

...27 translations later, Bing gives us:

"And he cut my hair and lots of memory."

[AutoBahn]

"This is a bad translation."
Bing, 35 translations:
"It is a bad habit."
SDL(Freetranslation.com), 6 translations:
" This  is  a  bad  translation  . " (Yes, this is what it gave me. I'm not sure what the hell all the spaces are about.)
Transperfect, 9 translations:
" Zavall of Bersetzung. "

[Zanaran2]

"And he cut my hair and lots of memory."

Someone should make a movie about a really depressing haircut.

[WaterOre]

Original text:

"Chocolate is the food of the gods."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"God bread."