What's in this bag? The answer is on page 5

[Enigma]

Guns of some sort?

[Ad Bot]

[Boink!]

WEED

[synthesispandabot]

Madonna's Ray of Light Album CD

[Col. Burton]

1/5 items discovered.

YES

[the hacker]

Guns of some sort?

I do have guns, but not in this bag.

WEED

Black markets are hard to come by in the Twin Cities. That's surprising, since most of St. Paul is nothing but anarchists.

Madonna's Ray of Light Album CD

I hate Madonna.

Elaboration of hint 2: Magical dueling things

[Buu]

stuff for school

[Renousim]

fencing stuff

[Enigma]

Moar hints damn you

[Boink!]

another bag

[synthesispandabot]

Trust me, nothing about it is modern

[the hacker]

stuff for school

Close.

fencing stuff

In such a small bag?

another bag

I do have a small box in this bag. What could that box hold?

[Col. Burton]

toy plastic lightsabers

[the hacker]

toy plastic lightsabers

Magical dueling things. Lightsabers are too much science.

The small box in the bag and the magical dueling things are related, if that helps.

[Boink!]

wand

[sir dooble]

Ye, harry potter wands or similar.