super cowbOy lazy adventure

[Lego lad]

give the horse a pill

[Ad Bot]

[Crispy_]

go on an adventure while you're high

[Bacon Pancakes]

You ride along the fast train
You're super high so the train is pink and covered in lollipops

[Crispy_]

lick the train

[Bacon Pancakes]

lick the train

The creator of this adventure saw this coming so much he laughed.
So you lick the train. It's so damn sticky that you are dangling from the side of the train by your tounge. Your horse rides away...

[Space1255]

I start banging my horse like one of those neckbeard fedora wearer.

[Bacon Pancakes]

I start banging my horse like one of those neckbeard fedora wearer.

Your horse rides away...

u cant bang your hors if hes not there m8

[Hansome duded]

u cant bang your hors if hes not there m8

who needs logic when you're high, m8?

[Crispy_]

look at a cactus and realise its a pink magical unicorn

jump off the lolipop train onto the unicorn

[Bacon Pancakes]

you jump off and it horn spears pooper
-crispysavatar-

[Space1255]

I wake up.
I find my horse and find out it's in the mafia. Realizing me banging it originally was only a dream, I start masturbating to gay yiffs of Bacon and Hansome turned into gunea pigs using a rock I found near my sleeping place, and cry myself to sleep
The forums did this stuff to me.

[Bacon Pancakes]

sensible contributions

[Space1255]

Nothing's sensible in the forums.

[Bacon Pancakes]

well it is in this thread

[Space1255]

Fine.
I embark on an epic search for my horse, which might end up turning into a quest to club any cowboys.
Too lazy to write it out, so five weeks later, I find it.
I then ride off in the sunset and get burnt to a crisp like Crispy.
Rip Space today - yesterday.