Sucking your own richard.

[Rooged]

Pro tip buddy, if you're gonna pull the fallacy excuse, you should at-least explain why it's appropriate in the situation : )

this argument is so stupid and trivial that it shouldn't even exist.

think about what you're doing.

you're arguing with me because i said someone hasn't had good head.

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[Tetris]

of course someone is arguing in this thread

[foulprairiedog]

I feel like this is appropriate. Stop arguing.

[jtizzle]

this piece of stuff thread is so mentally draining that i cant even come up with anything to post in it that could be even remotely construed as an attempt to be clever or funny

[Maxwell.]

it feels more like sucking a richard than getting your richard sucked

have you guys

It's true

done this?

[portify]

have you guysdone this?

Who hasn't at this point?

[Axo-Tak]

an alternative is eating yourself out
has that been done. bc i cant do it

That is almost impossible. A richard is long and barely suckable by yourself. A vulva is flat.

Who hasn't at this point?

People who don't really think out of the box I guess.

[Maxwell.]

Who hasn't at this point?

me

[Caribou]

As a caribou, I can't do this because I have 4 legs and that'd mean that I'd have to put my head all the way under my stomach.

[Stocking]

no substitute

[Caribou]

no substitute

Well you are a girl..

[Fennis]

always wanted to try. does seem like the best of both worlds.

[nerraD]

okay please dont make this into a 5 page topic

lol don't worry

it will

[matthewbim11]

I tried.
I failed.
I cried.

[tnatsissA]

I tried.
I failed.
I cried.