Author Topic: I am Jesus Christ  (Read 7684 times)

i thought he said catholics weren't true christians, i think hes baptist

well i was joking lol

okay then hes baptist

i thought he said catholics weren't true christians, i think hes baptist

It's true, Catholics are not Christants they are Catholic

It's true, Catholics are not Christants they are Catholic

jesus christ himself, folks

It's true, Catholics are not Christants they are Catholic
what are christants

jesus christ himself, folks

Call me Christ for short

what are christants

They are what keep my bank flowing

planr is die hard catholic :^)
I'm floating between religion. Idk what im doing.

When is your book club going to finish the damn bible, theyve been reading it for hundreds of years now!

I believe in God but I'm not die-hard religious.

jeebus crust, can i finally get my wings back?

Praise go to Cesus Jhrist
« Last Edit: August 06, 2014, 12:07:03 AM by Becquerel »


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I am Cheesus Crust, lord and savior of dairy fermentation
I curdled for your sins

come to me and be blessed with divine sharpness, subtlety and texture

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B̴̭̘̰̦͈̈̃ͩ̆͒͋͋E͎̤̘͎̠͎͔͈̤ͯ͌͗̉ͩ́̚͝Ñ̴̖̟͖̥̞̼͓̝̜ͬͦͨͯ͜ ̱̪̲̝͐̑̏̆ͦ͑̀͟I̵͔͙̗̺̬̽̀̈̽͋̊͟S̢͚̪̭͌ͧͭͮ͌̑͡Ḁ͕̿ͦͥ ̂͗҉̢̬̺Ã̪̠̩̗̬͋̋͘͢M̛̲̝̤̝̘̣ͩ̓ͣ̆͑ͣͦ̚̕͟


HELL YE BOY GET TURNT UP

Pray to Yeezus Christ! He died for your sins!



And don't forget Arceus! He fainted for our sins!


Have a blessed afternoon, fellow believers of the almighty me!

When is your book club going to finish the damn bible, theyve been reading it for hundreds of years now!

I'm having an NY Times columnist finish up my book

jeebus crust, can i finally get my wings back?

I will see what I can do about that

I am Cheesus Crust, lord and savior of dairy fermentation
I curdled for your sins

come to me and be blessed with divine sharpness, subtlety and texture

In that case, I want a block of Jarlsberg.