Author Topic: I am Jesus Christ (Read 5837 times)

Caribou · August 05, 2014, 08:10:57 PM

Lord and savior, please post on this thread so I can bless you with my holy spirit.

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Doughboy · August 05, 2014, 08:12:39 PM

i am jesus crust

Jairo · August 05, 2014, 08:13:13 PM

i am jesus crust

this is true

caribou is a false prophet

Caribou · August 05, 2014, 08:13:25 PM

i am jesus crust

No you are not, as only I am the one, and only. Also you have been blessed by the almighty spirit

this is true

caribou is a false prophet

Anyone who denies the prophet, is the prophet's enemy; Satan. We see your horns, but they won't fool us.

blockguy� · August 05, 2014, 08:13:33 PM

you have to be high

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · August 05, 2014, 08:14:08 PM

why are you so white

AcornCake · August 05, 2014, 08:14:16 PM

can i be jesus crust next

Caribou · August 05, 2014, 08:15:36 PM

why are you so white

I was given the choice to be whatever I wanted, and I chose white

can i be jesus crust next

I will speak to my attorney about this

Skig� · August 05, 2014, 08:16:06 PM

Tetris · August 05, 2014, 08:16:23 PM

i am the antichrist

AcornCake · August 05, 2014, 08:16:30 PM

I will speak to my attorney about this

okay, book me an appointment as soon as possible.

Doughboy · August 05, 2014, 08:16:50 PM

i am the antichrist

no you're tetris

awesomebread · August 05, 2014, 08:17:15 PM

i am jesus crust

no I'm way crusty-er than you

Lego lad · August 05, 2014, 08:17:26 PM

can you bring back dinosaurs pls

Caribou · August 05, 2014, 08:17:56 PM

wat

You have been blessed, by the holy spirit.

i am the antichrist

I am Christ

okay, book me an appointment as soon as possible.

Well we have a 3PM opening on Sunday

no you're tetris

This is Patrick

can you bring back dinosaurs pls

I will talk with the Dinosaurs