I just realized something huge

[hodot]

jack off.

[Ad Bot]

[Fennis]

jack off.

and then leave

[Yosher]

call the president

[Echoes]

depress and success

[77x5ghost2]

and then leave

and then jack off again

[hodot]

is this going to be a thing now

[Fennis]

is this going to be a thing now

jacking off?

[Bosnik]

jacking off?

if you're gonna keep adding that to the end of every post you make, i sincerely hope you get banned

[Yosher]

if you're gonna keep adding that to the end of every post you make, i sincerely hope you get banned

you seem a little irritated, try jacking off

it will calm your mind

[Ten-Speed]

What if hacking off was a type of procrastination? What would it be?

[Yosher]

What if hacking off was a type of procrastination? What would it be?

it would be very painful

[Ten-Speed]

it would be very painful

It would probably be some type of emo bullstuff.

[DrenDran]

Believer, you'll leave her, in leaving them all
No, but I don't buy it
Like anything you do, as anyone you are
Ten speed, if I must, then I must

[Ten-Speed]

Believer, you'll leave her, in leaving them all
No, but I don't buy it
Like anything you do, as anyone you are
Ten speed, if I must, then I must

In the past 4 and a half years, you are the only one. Thank you.

[Rigel]

with three overly-loud blonde 12 yr olds, two of which are twins,

I first read that as "three overly-blonde loud 12 yr olds".