Jesus Christ it's a loving spider, everyone's scared of them from a distance
speak for yourself, megawimp, spiders are total bros
they are the opposite of cute
don't they bite as well?
I'm fairly sure the majority of creatures in nature will bite you if you have them backed into a corner and terrified. Even if you frighten a jumping spider enough to make it bite you, it won't hurt any more than getting bit by an ant because they aren't venomous to humans.