story time:
last night i was bored af so i decided to go to an on campus dorm to go play cards against humanity because i knew it was going on and i had literally nothing else to do. i get there and i sat next to this somewhat attractive girl, like an 8/10, and she said she needed to go smoke soon so i jokingly said "oh take me with you." anyway she left so i'm just playing cards for a few minutes and i'm having fun, it's funny and stuff and the girl comes back and she's like "yo it's sketchy coming back up here, and you wanted to come with me so let's go" to me. i completely loving forgot who she was or what she even said lmao so i asked where are we going. meanwhile the entire group is silent just listening to us. she said to go smoke, i asked her what, and she said weed. the entire group just stared me down like put me on the spot and stuff. i ended up going with her. turns out her name is karleigh and i got drunk and messaged her on facebook a day or two ago actually asking her to come play cards against humanity with some friends and myself, and drink with us lol. we went to her car and she parked in some sketchy ass parking lot on campus and we smoked a couple bowls. then we went back cause she wanted to meet up with her friends and she ran into some other people she knew beforehand. all the people who were playing cards were gone at this point so we all just left. we found her actual friends, some asian girl and some girl who forgets a lot of asian people, went back to her car and toked another bowl each. this was some of the best stuff i've ever smoked in my life by the way, not even kidding. we went to this hookah lounge place called Natura or something idfk and just chilled there for a while. the asian loving bitch ordered some dope ass tea though that tasted more like a milkshake. we left, toked some more, then went to steak n shake. i ate 5 of the bombest loving sliders i've ever had, and got spoon fed a reeses milkshake by the girl who invited me to begin with. as we were leaving, some big asian dude in a green v neck walks in and starts talking to the girl who forgets asians because apparently they used to forget a lot (go figure). bitch wouldn't shut up about him all loving night afterward, whatever. we got back on campus and the original girl dipped because she didn't have her key and wanted to get into her building while people were still actively walking in and out so she could just trail in behind someone. asian girl and asian loving girl took me back to their dorm and we all just chilled there for a while. once i could finally charge my phone again i turned it on and this girl i've been trying to get with texted me telling me to come to a party off campus. i left and headed out and as soon as i'm about to leave the campus she texts me telling me the party got cancelled. i went home and went to bed and woke up with some blonde girl next to me wtf.
story time, kids.
