Author Topic: if you were a superhero, what would your name be  (Read 5339 times)

What if the criminal is an elk?

He'd be on my dinner plate



memory man
make people forget things


Superpalm!

"Superpalm, the bank is being robbed!"

facepalms
"ughh....."

superpalm in the face

move to florida.
become florida man.
too fat for jail.
jailed for beating his own girlfriend with her own dog.
tried to escape police through a locked door.
get my powers by snorting human and dog ashes.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2014, 06:44:12 PM by Refticus »




echoes, i would echo everything everyone says

Eric Hart-man

I stop robberies by postponing development.

A magical hat.


"Help! I lost my wallet!"

-Pulls a wallet out of hat ass-

'Here you go.'

SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT, CAMERA!

shut the forget up man

"Help, I'm being mugged!"

"Shut the forget up!"