evil games

[The Subject]

not to mention that absolutely EVERYONE takes his guesses as being the actual facts of the game (eg people going around in tf2 saying pyro is indeed 100% no doubt a gay man or that majora's mask was just a really hard acid trip or that mario is totally a communist)

Well, dats just a theory.

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not to mention that absolutely EVERYONE takes his guesses as being the actual facts of the game (eg people going around in tf2 saying pyro is indeed 100% no doubt a gay man or that majora's mask was just a really hard acid trip or that mario is totally a communist)

people actually do that?
holy stuff

[Emmanuel Goldstein]

They are programmed to activate genes and sensors to make you want more and more

Genes? Did you fail biology class?

It's almost like "hacking" into your genetic code and making you pay money to the developers.

What? If you mean it's causing you to feel the effects of dopamine, that is exactly what video games are designed to do. It's just more effective in the way it initiates controlled bursts of dopamine than most games.

Fallout 3, Runescape, Skyrim, Final Fantasy, Deus Ex and Oblivion did the same thing. It's not evil to make you want to pay for something. They don't use mind control or anything; it is simply making you more willing to pay for a fun product.

9/11 was an inside job

this was already old in 2012
maybe this would be funny if it actually had a punchline.

[Obliviongate20]

i don't even want to play candy crush simply because "king" is a smokestack of a company that tried to copyright 'candy' (wtf) and even threatened a dude's much older game made to be a memorial for his passed grandma

[Kochieboy]

Is no one really going to post the jimquisition on this matter. Wowe...

[Foxscotch]

this was already old in 2012
maybe this would be funny if it actually had a punchline.

what

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Genes? Did you fail biology class? -  we don't have biology in elementary yet

What? If you mean it's causing you to feel the effects of dopamine, that is exactly what video games are designed to do. It's just more effective in the way it initiates controlled bursts of dopamine than most games.

Fallout 3, Runescape, Skyrim, Final Fantasy, Deus Ex and Oblivion did the same thing. It's not evil to make you want to pay for something. They don't use mind control or anything; it is simply making you more willing to pay for a fun product. - my point is that Candy Crush or Bejeweled isn't fun.
I don't get it. Matching tiles may be addictive, but it's not fun.
At all.

this was already old in 2012
maybe this would be funny if it actually had a punchline.