Random Omegle conversations!

[SpongeCraft1212]

[Ad Bot]

[ZombieDude]

[Gum]

-snip-

Now he's disliking all my vids since he didn't have his way.
 

[jonnyman5656]

[Bomberguy]

Did an airlines chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: do you have a chubby belly?


You: Hello you haved reached the dial up bot for omegle airlines


You: Wait while we transfer your call


You: -music : forgetDAPOLICE-


You: Hello


Stranger has disconnected.

[TrollBoat]

i copied biostorm

Stranger: M
You: f 21
You: i just recovered from a surgery :)
Stranger: 16 lol
You: do you masturbate
You: ??
Stranger: Yeah who doesn't
You: haha ikr
You: im pretty horny, i'm doing it right now!
Stranger: That's hot
You: :P
Stranger: Do you have a kik?
You: i don't unfortunately
Stranger: How about snap
You: yea
You: man im so happy i just recovered from my love change
Stranger: forget you haha

[Bomberguy]

this is a real conversation bruh

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Hello you have reached the bombpot airlines dial up bot


You: Please wait while we transfer your all


You: call*


You: -Music : forgetDAPOLICE-


Stranger: lol


You: If you are not enjoying the wait say 3


Stranger: 3


You: Please wait while we transfer your call


Stranger: Lol


You: -call transfer finished-


Stranger: lol m or f ?


You: Im a tuna jar


Stranger: sweet


You: also


You: I just finished operation


You: real life operation


You: not the board game


Stranger: lol


You: it was love change


Stranger: lol haha


You: I have my ass removed


You: and at snake


Stranger: lol


You: except my testes


You: now I have a vagina and testicles


You: also


You: your the first person I saw that did not give me his/her kik and leav


Stranger: lol thats funny


You: also the love change screwed up some important stuff in my body


You: I have 1 second to live


You: -ded-


You: I am ghost now


Stranger: Haha a girl or a guy ghost


You: how about both


You: and a tuna jar


Stranger: lol


You: im a shemale jar of tuna


Stranger: haha thats funny


You: anyways


You: time to let mlg let loose


You: brb


Stranger: lol whats ur kik


You: no


You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu8ee0rO__U


You: watch it


Stranger: what is it


You: mlg


You: watch it


You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu8ee0rO__U


You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu8ee0rO__U


You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu8ee0rO__U


You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu8ee0rO__U


Stranger: ok


Stranger has disconnected.

ROUND 2


You: hi


Stranger: hey


You: m/f


Stranger: m


You: im a tuna jar btw


Stranger: you?


You: tuna jar


Stranger: full o protein then


You: MTJ or male tuna jar to be exact

[SpongeCraft1212]

"Oh, hi-oh... NO!"

[TotallyNotBDX]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You have autism.
Stranger: m
Stranger has disconnected.

-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You have autism.
Stranger has disconnected.

-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You have neurotypical syndrome.
Stranger: why you gonna be so rude
You: you need autism
You: you need it
You: neurotypical syndrome is awful
You: get aspergers instead
Stranger: dont you know im human too
You: but neurotypical syndrome folks are tribal
Stranger has disconnected.

[mus]

"u have autism XDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL"

[TotallyNotBDX]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: You need autism.
Stranger: why
You: You need autism, you need it.
Stranger has disconnected.

-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: I must tell you
Stranger: Go on
You: listen closely..
You: You need autism, you need it.
You: We cannot have this neurotypical syndrome, okay?
You: "Normal people" are often tribal and bigoted.
Stranger: Ok
You: You need autism, you need it.
You: Autism has several advantages
You: People with high functioning autism are cooler than obama
You: They have humor
You: and they are better than neurotypical syndrome folks
Stranger has disconnected.

-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Spread your buttcheeks for daddy
Stranger: hi 24/Female /NY, just talk on my kk:
Tawna19
alright bye
Stranger has disconnected.

-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: M or fm
You: wassup biznitch
You: Are you F or M?
Stranger has disconnected.

I guess he was looking for males or transmissions.

-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup
Stranger: zuppa
You: are you f or m
Stranger: what you looking for ?
You: I'm the letter O
You: what letter are you
Stranger: so you mean that you are bilove ?
You: no
You: I'm letter O and Booboo and forgetstuff
You: k ho?
You: btw you need autism to hang out with someone as cool as me
Stranger: from ?
You: I'm from planet of the gapes
Stranger: vaffanculo
You: brown town?
You: Que?
You: Ukrainian riots.
Stranger: vai a fare in culo !
You: I no hablo espaniol
Stranger: is italian baby
You: Espaniol el taco del rio pixar taco bell mc donalds
Stranger: it is not spanish
You: Spain
You: Italy has mafiosos
You: forget the mafia
You: they can suck my nuts
You: IM SO FRESH
You: U CAN SUCK MAH NUTZ
Stranger: one question for u
You: twat?
You: wat
Stranger: forget
Stranger has disconnected.

-

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: stuffty asscheeks
Stranger: what haha
You: Black people.
Stranger: brothers
You: Thats tribal
Stranger: ik bitch
You: kool kids klubFC
Stranger: i love chicken
You: Samuel Jackson
Stranger: Suck my ass
Stranger has disconnected.

[Blockaium]

when you use adult language they appear
they start doing nasty stuff when you click them

is it omegle mods giving me viruses n stuff as a punishment
because how else could i have gotten that malware thing from it, unless hackers are trying to monitor chats which i doubt

[dr_pepper]

1.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: was going on?

You: Was goin on brother is that im outa wine!

Stranger: HI 25/F and single :-) you ???

You: M singal bebe

Stranger: ok cool well im Jenny and you are?

You: Wayne

You: Sorreh my intanets froze

You: SHIIIIITTTTTT Did this thing brake on meh agaiing?

2
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: sup

Stranger: Just relaxing, you?

You: Outa wine

Stranger: Haha get some more?

You: Gass stations frigen closed

You: Too lazay to go somewhere else

Stranger: They sell wine at a gas station?

You: Yeh

Stranger has disconnected.

SOMEONE went to get wine.

[DrenDran]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Tuna Jars.

You: So how about those Tuna Jars

Stranger has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl?

You: 19/America

Stranger: m or f?

You: Actually I identify as a anthropolyromantic grayloveual transkin.

Stranger has disconnected.

[16-Bit Yoshi]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have turreforget stuff PISS ASSWIPE forget YOU TITSUCKER MOTHERforgetER
Stranger has disconnected.

Edit: oops i did it again

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: m or f?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
You: both ;)
Stranger: really?
You: yeah bae
Stranger: bf and gf?
You: i got a richard and tits
You: im the best motherforgeter you could have
Stranger has disconnected.