It would help if you could elaborate on how you're an ass. The OP is sort of vague about what exactly you did that was considered "douchebag behavior".
associate yourself with people who understand how the world works like you do. thats why i cant really friend anyone on this forum. its like im a lone type 2 starfish wolf
You've found the wrong friends. I'm an starfish but all my friends accept that and think it's funny.
This is bad advice. If you treat people like crap, continuing to do so until you find somebody who will put up with it is not the answer. You'll end up with a lot more friends if you just
don't treat people like crap. In general I've found that people who respect themselves enough to not put up with BS are better friends than people who do.