Author Topic: What was the worst thing you ever ate?  (Read 2975 times)


When I was really drunk I thought that if I mixed tuna and yogurt together it would actually be the best thing ever and I'd sell it for heaps.
It wasn't.

Also maggots.

these "choco wafer" things
oh god just thinking about them makes me sick

what do you mean by worst?
worst tasting? idk. probably something I can't remember from when I was a little kid

made me feel the worst physically is definitely this one frozen sausage pizza like four years ago. I was sick for like two days. it was the worst

the one I regret the most would probably have to be my jizz


one time my mom bought this weird ass rice and it tasted like foam eaguhfdk

also one time i was bored and i found a week old fortune cookie on my desk and it felt like eating gum.

Bite a strawberry in half and pour a large pile of salt onto the top of the half and eat the whole thing.
Trust me.

almond milk. i swear it tasted like someone had somehow liquefied dust and then made it into a drink.
it's not even milk, it's just almond extract with stuff added to give it the look and texture of milk.

jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches


I was like 5 and ate a mouse turd

one time my mom bought this weird ass rice and it tasted like foam eaguhfdk

also one time i was bored and i found a week old fortune cookie on my desk and it felt like eating gum.

I found three oreos in a ziploc bag in the pantry not too long ago. They had to have been as old as two months and it was like eating a decomposing sponge. Didn't taste that bad though.

What is milk of magnesia anyway?
My mom uses it as deodorant.