if a guest starts loving your stuff up for no reason:
before: No! No! Go away! No! Go away! No! Don't do that! Go away!
after: What the #### did you just ####### say about me, you little #####? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on ##-######, and I have over 300 confirmed #####. I am trained in gorilla ####### and I’m the top sniper in the entire US ##### forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying #### to me over the Internet? Think again, ######. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ######. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ####### dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can #### you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed ######, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ### off the face of the continent, you little ####. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn #####. I will #### fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ####### ####, kiddo.
