I Just Woke Up Stories!

[chubaka452]

but it's Thursday

It's vaca where I am.

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

I woke up at 7:15am and my alarm didn't go off to wake me up at 7
still an hour and 5 minutes before school but damn my sense are TINGLING

[SteveJenkins]

I woke up to an explosion and fell out of bed

checked the news later and a whole truck full of fuel exploded

Saudi is a nice country   forget this place

[Jaxx]

i woke up on the schoolbus once
apparently i showered and ate just fine, just somnambulated that stuff.

[Shortcut]

Woke up. Ate skiddles. Felt like vomiting. Didn't.

[Ben Grapevine]

I woke up and went for a run at 0630

[Shortcut]

I woke up to an explosion and fell out of bed

checked the news later and a whole truck full of fuel exploded

Saudi is a nice country   forget this place

You live in Saudi?

[SteveJenkins]

You live in Saudi?

Saudi Arabia, Riyadh

its boring and irritatingly hot

[NML Cygni]

I just woke up and masturbated.

[Swat 3]

I woke up and noticed I still had to do homework.

[Nomel]

I woke up and thought it was saturday then i realized i still had school and i promptly cried myself back to sleep

[Jubel]

I woke up and realized I only had 30 minutes to get ready and drive to school

[Blooker]

i didn't wake up

[chubaka452]

I woke up and realized I only had 30 minutes to get ready and drive to school

Now that's scary.

[sorrel]

i woke up way before my alarm went off and i was still half asleep
it took me what felt like 10 min to determine that wake up and get up means sorta the same thing and they kinda rhyme