Author Topic: RUST Megathread (Read 1169 times)

Donnies Catch · June 22, 2015, 03:03:47 PM

I'm a hispanic man with a belly and a richard.
I wanted to be a woman with hips and small breasts.

Talk about your disappointments in Rust in this megathread. The old one is too old.

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joe411 · June 22, 2015, 03:04:37 PM

Quote from: Donnies Catch on June 22, 2015, 03:03:47 PM

I'm a hispanic man with a belly and a richard.
I wanted to be a woman with hips and small breasts.

wtf

ThatRandomGuy · June 22, 2015, 03:09:21 PM

What even is this

Frequency · June 22, 2015, 03:10:18 PM

speaking of disappointments smh

Becquerel · June 22, 2015, 03:11:20 PM

I wanted to be santa, but then I realized that this quote holds true for all santas out there

Quote from: Starkiller on March 02, 2015, 04:39:45 PM

Santa is Mexican for saint... so Santa is Mexican. and since he is Mexican we can assume he rides a lawn mower not a sleigh.

and on top of that. Santa is the feminine version of the word. so Santa is actually a female Mexican who rides a lawn mower.

and further more. he is depicted as a male, so we can only explain this as him being a hermaphrodite.

and to appeal to the soccer moms, the candy he leaves in your kids stockings is cocaine

so we have a Mexican hermaphrodite who rides a flying lawn mower who hops borders and gives your kids drugs...

your parents lied to you all... twice.

Donnies Catch · June 22, 2015, 03:37:29 PM

I guess none of you played Rust before.

Gojira · June 22, 2015, 03:39:25 PM

FEATURING

blockguy� · June 22, 2015, 05:51:21 PM

i search for days upon days for a loving supply drop and i haven't found it

NessNet · June 22, 2015, 05:51:41 PM

Rust in a nutshell:

Nude men running around with rocks

Landmineman4000� · June 22, 2015, 06:09:08 PM

Rust in a nutshell:
It's bad and boring

IkeTheGeneric · June 22, 2015, 06:22:01 PM

Quote from: Landmineman4000� on June 22, 2015, 06:09:08 PM

Rust in a nutshell:
It's bad and boring

You can almost hear garry crying in the distance :(