Author Topic: BLF Changes Evolution  (Read 8424 times)

3220 BC
The secret of gfur is exported to the rest of the world by a brave young blockhead named Gornhomir, now the whole world will soon know of gfur.

3219 BC

Pwnon and a team of archaeologists discover a mysterious stone box, Pwnon lifts the lid to find a red tipped wand that is on fire. He picks it up and is instantly filled with the desire to destroy things. The Wand of Destruction.

Swoosh!


A whole pyramid falls apart, instantaneously. Pwnon is now heavily corrupt with the wand's evil and becomes the equivalent to satan. Many socially rejected blockheads now warship this diety.

3218 BC
In Pwnon's wish to destroy things, he accidentally destroys a cliff he's standing on! Falling to his death.

3217 BC

the molemen have grown to insane sizes and have begun to construct a rocket to split their pack and invade another planet.

3216 BC

The molemen have now called themselves Kerbals, and they're working on their space program.

3215 BCE

The Kerbals realize that it's 3215 BCE and stop when they realize that other civilizations are still banging rocks together, due to peer pressure.

3214 BC

the remaining kerbals forget off into space due to the generally low intelligence.
the rest of the kerbals revert into a mole state and return to their bloodlust.

3213 BC

Harggah survived in his duplicated bunker and secretly makes millions upon billions of creations to destroy the blockheads

3212

Sadly, many of those creations are just the same thing made over and over again, due to the fact that everyone is still fairly primitive. The rest of the creations are faulty in general, and while destructive, tend to backfire on the user. The Blockheads begin to form an empire to match the molemen, out of necessity, because the mole men are a threat to their existence.

3211


The Blockheads, using their most powerful eventing magic, open up a portal to Slate Sky, a realm where no moleman can hide in the ground because there is no ground its just sky.


3209

Dinosaurs take over the world