Let's define a standard for the "Hurtz" - the measurement of pain

[Badger]

I think this scale needs to include a negative side too, including pleasurable things.

For example, light tickling might be -100 Htz

I'm going to visit an ER and start tickling people if this is true

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[Bomberguy]

Getting attacked by a phone

5000 khtz

[Nonnel]

getting tazed - 1mhtz

[Rigel]

giving birth is 500 kilohurtz

same as getting kicked in the nards

780 kilohurtz for being kicked by an MMA fighter in the nards

[Nomel]

Self Delete headache/cluster headache - 1750 hurtz

[ZombieDude]

cluster headache

i think we found the winner for 1 mhtz

[Bomberguy]

Self Delete/cluster headache - 1750 hurtz

Self Delete will be 10000 MHTZ
unless its by virus, drown, freeze, or cold slow death

[Nomel]

Self Delete will be 10000 MHTZ
unless its by virus, drown, freeze, or cold slow death

i mean Self Delete headaches/cluster headaches
people have commited Self Delete because of the insane amount of pain they cause though, hence the name

[Nonnel]

nah but getting tazed

[Doughboy]

eyelash in eye - 10YHTZ

[Kimon²]

that feel when no girlfriend: 2 mhz

[Zanaran2]

mean words on the internet: 1 femtohurtz

[Bomberguy]

that feeling when you see an idiot that disgraces the internet

500 yottahurtz

[crunk²]

stubbing big toes: 450 mHtz
STUBBING LITTLE TOES: 23084523508805823750235235800 23578023578023058^GOOGOL MHTZ

[Refticus]

stepping on a lego brick is 750mhtz

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