Author Topic: Let's define a standard for the "Hurtz" - the measurement of pain (Read 4092 times)

Kimon� · September 27, 2014, 04:17:12 PM

that urethra papercut image: 7 mhz

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Refticus · September 27, 2014, 04:20:21 PM

Quote from: Kimon� on September 27, 2014, 04:17:12 PM

that urethra papercut image: 7 mhz

you mean THIS (VERY NSFW)

Bomberguy · September 27, 2014, 04:20:24 PM

plasma cutter death

100000000000000000000000000 googolhurtz

Derontchi · September 27, 2014, 04:20:57 PM

Teratoma looks like it might hurt (look it up)

Emotional damage: 500

Zanaran2 · September 27, 2014, 04:21:49 PM

having your son tell you he's gay: 9 yottahurtz
stepping on a lego with a nail poking through it barefoot: hurtz calculator broken

Bomberguy · September 27, 2014, 04:23:41 PM

I looked up teratoma

EEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH H

im not going to sleep anytime soon

hurtz meter : 50000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000 googolhurtz

SpongeCraft1212 · September 27, 2014, 04:31:19 PM

Falling Down Stairs - 1250 Htz

WaterOre · September 27, 2014, 04:54:42 PM

Pinprick - 1 Htz

Reficul · September 27, 2014, 05:00:38 PM

cluster headache attack

contains strong scenes

TheABELBOTO · September 27, 2014, 05:08:09 PM

yeah and while we're at it, lets measure evil in Kilonational socialists

Obliviongate20 · September 27, 2014, 05:37:40 PM

it's obvious 1 pain = 1 hurtz

Mariofan1701 · September 27, 2014, 05:41:35 PM

The Measurement of Misunderstanding - "Wats"

"Marty! To power this animatronic idiot we need 1.21 Gigawats!"

Gojira · September 27, 2014, 06:22:56 PM

Quote from: Camel on September 27, 2014, 02:49:28 PM

the only real way would be to measure brain activity according to levels of pain, and that would be innaccurate and unethical

who needs silly things like ethics?

Starzy · September 27, 2014, 07:39:11 PM

Quote from: Qwepir on September 27, 2014, 03:16:15 PM

stubbing your toe is about 500 megahurtz

As bad as giving birth? Well I never.

Getting kicked in the balls ∞ hurtz

ultimamax · September 27, 2014, 07:41:08 PM

surely there is some way of measuring the amount of pain someone feels.. perhaps by how many neurons send pain signals to the brain or something