Author Topic: Yo mama jokes  (Read 1442 times)

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Ill start first with one:
Yo mama's so fat that when godzilla saw her, they got married!


No good can come of this

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!

I knew some better ones, but I forgot them. :/

EDIT: Yo mama's so fat, that she can literally sit around the house!

Yo mama is so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2014, 07:47:58 PM by Derontchi »

Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when cars see her they slow down

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!

I knew some more, but I forgot them. :/
That made me laugh so hard i fell off my chair

Your mama is so short that she currently lives in a lego house
I gotta rephrase that...


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Ill start first with one:
Yo mama's so fat that when godzilla saw her, they got married!

Yo mamma's so dumb that she gave birth to you

Yo mama jokes, doge, and Minecraft.

.-.


OPs steam name is literally XXFIREXX


Yo mama so fat I decided to seduce her