wow that definition is stuff
what is "cleared the neighbourhood"?
as in random rocks and dust around the planet? like SATURNS RINGS?
"has sufficient mass to assume hydrostatic equilibrium"
what does mass have to do with the shape of the planet
you mean SPEED?
orbit around the sun?
am i a planet too??
You haven't cleared your orbit of other astronomical bodies. Earth has - everything else in its orbit either orbits it or is at one of the Earth-Sun Lagrange points.
You are not massive enough to have pulled yourself into a sphere. Therefore you have not reached hydrostatic equilibrium.
Yes, you're kind of in orbit around Sol, since you're on the Earth and the Earth is in orbit around Sol. But you're really in "orbit" around the Earth. I say "orbit" with quotations because your "orbit" would take you through the Earth's inner core.