Guess the below poster (or something about them apparently)

[Blake1]

waldo
crap i was late and he already posted

someone who plays blockland

[Ad Bot]

[Reficul]

barely

someone who ate something within the last five minutes

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

nope

a living being

[the hacker]

I'm a vampire. I'm not sure if I'm living or dead.

Someone who's been to the dentist less times than me (this is a trick, nobody has)

[Sentry]

Looks like we'll never found out because you haven't said how many times you gone to the dentist.

Someone with a white background behind their post.

[Blake1]

Mine's blue because I have ad bot on :)

[kidplasma]

Skipping the Blake. Nooe

Someone with a cold.

[the hacker]

Looks like we'll never found out because you haven't said how many times you gone to the dentist.

The answer is zero. That's why it's a trick.
I'm sick, but not with a cold.

Someone who wants to kiss me.

[Rooged]

i mean sure why not

someone who wants to kiss MEE

[ghost_man]

ew ew ew no

Blockzillahead

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

nope
the hacker

[the hacker]

Hi.

Someone more special interestistic than me.

[Ipquarx]

Probably not.

someone who despises Segoe UI

[Abstath]

nope

Someone with less than a thousand posts

[kidplasma]

Sorry bucko

Someone with over 30 dolla.