Help me figure out a costume

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Needs to be fairly simple, inexpensive, and pure genius (and I shouldn't have to say this, but appropriate).

I need it done by Saturday. Go.

good ol' gorilla suit


Put on a hardhat and welding goggles, then say you're the engineer from TF2

wear a sock on your rooster

good ol' gorilla suit
"Inexpensive."
birthday suit
Saw this one coming a lightyear away...
Put on a hardhat and welding goggles, then say you're the engineer from TF2
Pretty good, but I have neither, and I'd also probably want overalls and boots too. :(
wear a sock on your rooster
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"Inexpensive."Saw this one coming a lightyear away...Pretty good, but I have neither, and I'd also probably want overalls and boots too. :((-____________________-)

sing a song with your schlong

Pretty good, but I have neither, and I'd also probably want overalls and boots too. :(
You could get the hardhat and goggles probably at a hardware store, and the boots/overalls combo could be done at a store where they sell farming supplies

You could get the hardhat and goggles probably at a hardware store, and the boots/overalls combo could be done at a store where they sell farming supplies
That would cost at least $70.

I quite literally meant inexpensive.

get about 5 nickels, tape them on your back, and say you're nickleback.

only costs like 25 cents too.

  • Write "TH" on a piece of paper
  • Tape to orange T-shirt
  • Wear orange T-shirt over larger green T-shirt
  • Wear sweatpants
  • Get a pair of sunglasses with a white rim
You've successfully crafted a Thnikkaman costume.


the notorious carrot strangler

I should be the notorious milkman, stealin all yur milk
you could be my sidekick, Glasses of milk.

wear a black morphsuit and get an erection and jump out of the bushes like a shadow and thrust your erection so you look like a horny shadow