Going to a halloween party as a conspiracy theorist: what to bring?

[Georges]

So for lack of a better costume, I've decided to go to my friends halloween party as a conspiracty theorist. I'm going to bring an unhackable old nokia cellphone and a tinfoil hat.

What else should I bring that would fit a conspiracy theorist?

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[Ipquarx]

tin foil
lots
and lots
of tin foil
to make as hats for everyone i forgot to read op

also calls from those phones can still be traced

[Georges]

My mom doesn't want me using too much tinfoil tho... :(

[Oasis]

Act like a spaz.

[Niff]

bring a trench coat

[Doorman]

Act like a spaz.

This and put something in one of your eyes to dilate it. It will make you look extra crazy.

[Ipquarx]

buy a discount fedora and trenchcoat

[JJJMan4]

My mom doesn't want me using too much tinfoil tho... :(

Clearly your mom is a member of the Illuminati and doesn't want you to give everyone a tinfoil hat to block their brains from their mind control satellites.

[Georges]

buy a discount fedora and trenchcoat

uh, but how can I were a fedora if I have a tinfoil hat on

Clearly your mom is a member of the Illuminati and doesn't want you to give everyone a tinfoil hat to block there brains from there mind control satellites.

lol

[TeeOS]

have a fake beard (neckbeard is optional)

[Bisjac]

some kinda 9/11 inside job tshirt lol.
or one about obamas birth certificate.

[WaterOre]

Wear a-

bring a trench coat

ffs

Wear an eye of providence pin and have one dollar bills hanging out of your pockets

[F3d323]

bring some post it notes with conspiracies written on them
" ebola is manmade"
"aliens built the pyramids"
"the new world order is right around the corner"
"population control is a thing"
"9/11 was an inside job"
then stick them all over the house while nobody is looking at you

[Bisjac]

where do you guys get your conspiracy nut stereotypes from. most of em are wrong lol.

basement dwelling, hipster, man-child; dont have a lot in common with conspiracy theorists.

its either alien lovers, end of world prepper types, or clean cut guy who is hating on everything political.

[JJJMan4]

In all seriousness, try and make a sandwich board that says something like "WAKE UP AMERICA!"

Incase you don't know what a sandwich board is.