Author Topic: Things to do while you wait for stuff  (Read 1405 times)

I have two things preordered and they don't ship until November and December. Can anyone suggest ways to pass the time?

Spend more time pre-ordering more stuff.

I clicked on this thinking this was things to do while waiting while your poop comes out on the toilet. >.<

Live your life, lol.

I also have two gallons of peanut oil. Anything I should do with that?

I also have two gallons of peanut oil. Anything I should do with that?

Make a slip and slide across your kitchen floor.

Bathe in it and have the most lubricated jack-off in the history of mankind.

Bathe in it and have the most lubricated jack-off in the history of mankind.
WOAH
send me a video, pronto


Force those with peanut allergies to drink it.

Empty your room but leave a calendar and a clock



thought you said "things to do while you wait to stuff"

Bathe in it and have the most lubricated jack-off in the history of mankind.
My kitchen isn't big enough.
Bathe in it and have the most lubricated jack-off in the history of mankind.
Tempting.

Peanuts are also flammable. Taking that into consideration opens up some more possibilities.

well, i usually eat while waiting for stuff. cos that makes my body produce more stuff. that way when the stuff finally comes, there will be more soon after.

in your case i would suggest ordering BDSM comics that have already been released. that way you have something to jack off to while you wait.