Guys, all of you are completely twisted in your facts.
The United States of America stretched from Texas to Alaska, and you never needed a passport to drive there. But the British Empire was collapsing, and all those people who were proclaimed British couldn't all fit into the United Kingdom. So they
swam rode in boats across the ocean, and aggressively stole North Maine away from the USA, killing all the American men and taking their wives and children. Eventually, they took North Vermont, North Minnesota, North Montana, and North Washington among other things. They even got South Alaska. The British raiders reached the Pacific Ocean, thus cutting off the remainder of Alaska from the rest of our beloved country.
The rest of Alaska is next. Their land supply line is cut and depends straight on air or ship imports. Tezuni and DrumStix and other-guy-I-forgot-his-name may be killed soon. We must act fast, and take back what's rightfully ours.
