Author Topic: cannabis city (a user-generated tale) (chaptr two) -i'm not dead-  (Read 4884 times)

Alright, revert back to your normal feminine state, get some cool clothes and some har



she has sprouted a nose and ears. these may be necessary in this adventure

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Lost her leg in Iraq

THANKS OBAMA!!

Lost her leg in Iraq

THANKS OBAMA!!
It's now a peg leg made out of weed that's super condensed into HEMP WOOD

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impossible; cannabis city is stuck in a linear dimension



WE'RE DOING IT

she got really high and went to taco bell



she got really high and went to taco bell

After getting super high, she left her apartment building and is on the way to the local Taco Bell.



HOWEVER ON THE WAY SHE IS ATTACKED BY AN ARMLESS JEW



WHAT IS YOUR COURSE OF ACTION?

pummel this hanukkunt to death

Force him into scientology and tom cruise sues him for "falsely" accusing him that he is gay.


pummel this hanukkunt to death



In an attempt to pummel the assailant, he dodges the citizen's attack swiftly. Like some matrix stuff or something.

Force him into scientology and tom cruise sues him for "falsely" accusing him that he is gay.



After a failed attack, the citizen begins preaching at the assailant about scientology. This, combo'd with the lawsuit just filed against him, killed him from the utter bullstuff storm

steal his legs



Once the commotion was said and done, the citizen sneakily stole the legs from her now-dead adversary. It wasn't pretty.



the sun sets as the citizen arrives at her destination. where do we go from here?