when people say something to the effect of 'hahahaha that was such a funny joke cmon guys laugh wasnt it funny best joke 2014' when you really:
a. weren't even trying to tell a joke in the first place, and were just trying to spark conversation
b. made a small, harmless and almost unnoticeable joke that they just HAD to notice because they HAD to be funnier than you
also this:
4. this one girl at school who won't stop touching me/hanging on me, super uncomfortable
when she's really only looking to tease you, already has a boyfriend and pretty much does this to absolutely everyone anyway