one that probably exists
two that's not what we're here for
three that's preposterous
four there are entire forums dedicated to doing this, why are you asking us
One, I've searched. That's why I asked.
Two, someone here probably has no problem with this.
Three, it's just a silly mod. It's meant for fun.
Four, you aren't helping telling me that there are other forums and not telling me which those are.