Author Topic: Self Quotes  (Read 2911 times)

self quoting is stupid
what makes you think what you said is important enough and will be with anything relevant
-me

i could say the same thing about you
but I wasn't quoting myself...

squartleturtle -squartleturtle

"Sir, put the banana down"

I was talking to a friend who was holding his banana in a way that looked like he was holding it like a gun.

"drugs and hugs"
"butts"
"if you can't go up, don't go down."
"who cares if he's 8, every guy loves boobs"

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the German Reichstag! By agreement with the Reich Government, today the National Socialist German Workers’ Party and the German National People’s Party have presented to you for resolution a notice of motion concerning a Law for Removing the Distress of Volk and Reich."

- Rally

"If your going to be an starfish, at least try to be a sarcastic starfish"

Querty67

"I always take invisible cars into consideration when J-walking." - Duck Invaders

"I always take invisible cars into consideration when J-walking." - Duck Invaders
Honestly, I really like that :D

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
~ Boink!


why would I need to make a quote about myself? if anyone thinks what i think is important, they'll quote it. i don't have too much to say. anything of importance at least.


i generally say things funnier and overall more clever than a vast majority of you guys but it goes unrecognized because well those same ppl fit into the demographic that were born after 9/11 :^(

"Sit back and watch the peasants fight"
-Jarelash