How do I make people learn that hugs are warm?

[Master Shadow Phoenix]

If you want to go beyond the call of duty, tell them that hugs will lead to happy endings. If it's successful, give them one (If you know what I mean).  

 

[Ad Bot]

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

wear a leather jacket

they collect heat like its going out of style

finally someone gets it

[Rigel]

they aren't confused about the warmth of a hug, they want to know why brought a forgetin pillowpet to school
who even does that

I do.

And after the first week or so, nobody seems to care that I have a pillow-pet anymore. Aside from a few people singing the jingle when they're by me.

[Blockzillahead]

If anything, it brings more attention.

>bullying

[Rally]

Uh, if what I've read is right OP, I think you're being a huge creep. You can't just go around pushing your body up against other people for 'warmth'. A hug is a pretty friendly/exclusive gesture and you can't really just go around giving them out willy-nilly.

If you wanna hug somebody, just hug them. You shouldn't need a scientific explanation for why they are beneficial. If you do, back off dude lol

[Kamutog]

Am I the only one that noticed this?
OnTopic: Don't really think there's a way to say this without being creepy. Might as well just not say it really.

[Rigel]

OnTopic: Don't really think there's a way to say this without being creepy. Might as well just not say it really.

But I live on Oxytocin! Plus, I really just love hugging people.

Edit: I did not mean to say Oxycontin.

[Momentum]

i'm thinking this is a troll thread. trust me, i'm an expert on this sort of stuff.

[Freek]

listen to yourself rigel, you're in high school and you bring a pillow pet to school

[Rigel]

i'm thinking this is a troll thread. trust me, i'm an expert on this sort of stuff.

No trolling here, I just wish to hug and be hugged.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

You know what else gives warmth?

Your hand on your richard

[Rally]

No trolling here, I just wish to hug and be hugged.

1. lose the pillow
2. make some friends

[newspeed12]

listen to yourself rigel, you're in high school and you bring a pillow pet to school

I brought a pillow pet to school last year

[Rigel]

1. lose the pillow
2. make some friends

1. The pillow has come in handy multiple times.
2. I already have friends.

I brought a pillow pet to school last year

How'd that turn out for you?

You know what else gives warmth?

Your hand on your richard

My computer is in the same room as my brother's and my mom's. They almost always play either LoL or WoW.

[Rally]

1. The pillow has come in handy multiple times.
2. I already have friends.

So I really don't understand the issue here. You want to hug people, but they won't let you, and you want to give them an explanation as to why they should hug you?

also if you want my advice on how to get people to hug you, lose the pillow, i don't care how effective it is at defending your virginity